Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

They want to finish the job.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

And that’s it.

And, two alone.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

There is only one thing that you can do.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

It’s no more complicated than that.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?